View Full Version : How Women Get to Heaven

12-04-2004, 05:53 PM
:D :D :D

A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.

"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when I die, they
inflate and float me up to heaven."

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his mother.

"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"

:o :o :o

12-05-2004, 02:42 AM
laongoandong :lol: :lol: :lol:
quá vui quá hay ....

Cuong Hoai
12-05-2004, 07:22 PM
:P :P :P Hahahahaha Num bờ wanh. Joke of the month gùi đó nha Lão :lol: :lol: :lol: Bác Hai Xê đâu gùi dịch ra phiên bản tiếng Việt dùm lun đi Pleaseeeeee. 8)

12-06-2004, 01:49 PM
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