laongoandong
01-09-2005, 09:24 AM
:D :D :D
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears welled in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed that she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating ." he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top? she asked
"Well, That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asks.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a bit puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped on them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden." she said.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears welled in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed that she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating ." he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top? she asked
"Well, That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asks.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a bit puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped on them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden." she said.
:lol: :lol: :lol: