Some definitions :D

1) 23 useless parts of the male body, 20 nails you cant hammer, 2 balls you cant throw & a cock th@ cant crow. Dont laff girls your pussy cant catch mice!

2) (_!_) an arse (__!__) fat arse (!) tight arse
(_?_) dumb arse (_*_) sore arse (_zzz_) tired arse
(_E=mc2_) smart arse (_X_) kiss my arse!

3) At this moment in time 10 million people R havin sex, 5 million R drinkin coffee, 100 million R sleepin & 1 stupid fool is readin my txt!

4) Hello! Im a little alien called Ted. I have taken the form of a mobile fone & durin this message I have bin havin sex wiv ure thumb!


5) An independant study had proven th@ those wiv a bad sex life & who R rubbish in bed R readin this mssge in their rite hand!


6) i had a ONE2ONE with a VIRGIN she teased me til i got an ERRICSON she sucked me till my face went ORANGE then i shot a load of SIEMEN all over her NOKIAS

7) girls reaction to penis sizes: 9" oh shit painful! 7" yum. 6" perfect! 5" hmmmm ok 4" push harder! 3" is it in yet? 2"use your tongue!!!
:lol:

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